Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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