I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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