Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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