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Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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