And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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