she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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