hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just threw up on my dentist
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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