i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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