even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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