Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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