What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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