I hope mine doesn't look like that
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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