I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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Wipe that smile off your face.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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