She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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