he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I need water and some morals
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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