I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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