I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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