remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I did not marry a roomba.
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