He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
