He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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