She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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