He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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