TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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