If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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