Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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