How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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