Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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