Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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