North Korea, Best Korea!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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