I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
