she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Randomize
