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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll just stay a virgin forever then

(1-856): View more from New Jersey

You still have to go anyway

(856): View more from New Jersey

Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i don't plan on having that self control this summer

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(614): View more from Ohio

I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..

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(208): View more from Idaho

You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.

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are you comparing glasses to pregnancy

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