I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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