id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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