I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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