it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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