Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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