the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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