so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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