Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i think i just lost a toe
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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