I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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