At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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