I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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