Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Found the puke drawer
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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