I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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