Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
not ubering you a puppy
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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