So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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