you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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