So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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