Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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