That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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