Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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