i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
