Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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