Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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